Produits

Aimant "I missed you. Just kidding. I threw up on your pillow''

Aimant "I never thought the apocalypse would involve so much eating''

Aimant "I Only Worry About Two Things The Past And The Future. Also Right Now Is Troubling"

Aimant "I thought I had social anxiety. Turns out I just didn't want to hang out with a bunch of assholes.''

Aimant "I Wish I Knew How To Say Anything Without Soundind Sarcastic"

Aimant "I'm not fucking stupid. I mean I used to, but we broke up"

Aimant "If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong''

Aimant "If It Involves Fake Smiling I'm Not Going"

Aimant "If You Don't Like Gay Marriage Blame The Straight People"

Aimant "It's Like My Mom Always Said , What The F*ck Is Wrong With You"

Aimant "It's not really hoarding if you have cool stuff''

Aimant "Life Is Good You Should Get One "

Aimant "My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats''

Aimant "No Matter How Stupid You Feel Remember Little Red Riding Hood Couldn't Figure Out A Talking Wolf In Drag Wasn't Her Grandmother"

Aimant "Of Course I Know WHat Unconditional Love Is I Have A Dog"

Aimant "Of course you can be anything you want to be. That's how delusions work"

Aimant "Parenting is basically just threats and bribery''

Aimant "Politicians And Diapers Must Be Changed Often And For The Same Reasons"

Aimant "Potatoes make french fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying''

Aimant "Relax, Everything Will Be Fine If We Just Ignore All The Facts And Informations"

Aimant "Stay Golden"

Aimant "Step Aside Coffee. This Is A Job For Alcohol"

Aimant "Still waiting for those cookies I accepted on all those websites"

Aimant "Stop Hating Lazy People We Don't Even Do Anything"