Aimant ''Sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.''
Aimant ''The answer to the question "Can people really be that stupid?" is always : Yes.''
Aimant "The fact there's a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven should tell you something about the anticipated traffic''
Aimant "Alcoholics don't run in my family, they stumble around and break shit.''
Aimant ''I'm sorry I slapped you. You didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.''
Aimant ''They say there's plenty of fish in the sea, but there's also 14 billion tons of garbage there.''
Aimant ''Sorry I misunderstood you, but in my defense, I wasn't listening''
Aimant ''I'm pretty sure my last words are going to be "Hold my beer and watch this!''''